Are you doing anything other than this survey?
no

Do you dumb yourself down to impress the opposite sex?
no

Do you like to sleep cold or warm?
cold

Have you ever eaten raw food?
no

If you could get one piercing that you don't have, what would you get?
lip

What is the most annoying sound to you?
tons lip smacking chewing with your mouth open

Is your room organized, clean and pretty or no?
organized

How many times have you been horseback riding?
0

Got any tattoos?
no

What do you think of the death of Michael Jackson?
too soon

Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
few

Have you graduated from school yet?
09

Whats your favorite flavored pringles?
regular

Whats the last thing you ever got grounded?
n/a

How many times have you been cussed out?
loads

Which shoe do you put on first usually?
don't care

Have you ever had a song or a poem written about you?
yup

How do you normally eat your cookies?
with my mouth

How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
depends

Have you ever been drunk at work?
no

Is it usually easy for someone to make you smile?
no

Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
store

Have your friends ever randomly stopped by your house?
yup

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name starts with A, J, S, C, R, M, B?
yes

How many text messages are in your inbox?
218

Would you be surprised if your parents had another baby together?
yup

Last song you listened to
high voltage

Have you ever been with someone while they were throwing up?
yup

Last time you cried?
long time

Has someone ever called you beautiful?
no

Will you be in a relationship in 4 months?
idk 

Are you tan?
red

Does anyone hate you?
probably

Do you swallow gum when you're done with it?
no

What would you do if you had a time machine?
stuff

What color was the last pill you took?
white

Do you like hugs?
eh

Have you ever cried in front of a friend?
no

What is/are your favorite colors?
black

Have you ever wrote a love song/​​poem/​​letter/​​note?​​
yup

Do you want to get married?
maybe

Favorite day of the week?
eh

Favorite sundae topping?
dunno

Did you take Piano lessons?
no

Date someone older or younger?
eh

Did you go to your high school prom?
after prom yup

Perfect time to wake up?
whenever

Perfect time to go to sleep?
whenever

I don't really know how to tell you this, i'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub in your apartment and I saw you sit on my knee caps I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and thanks for the cocaine .
With tears of sadness ,
Luke

Wanna give it a shot?

Dear (someone you've talked to),

I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
then tag 10 people

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'm joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadian's goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - Your 'My Little Pony' collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed - That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H - Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J - Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z - am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda - I will haunt you when I'm reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water - I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider- I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice - You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water - You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate - Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer - Thanks for the Cocaine
Other - you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China - You make me sick
Germany - Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt - Kiss my butt England - Go drown yourself

List one of your fears:
the ocean

Has anyone ever drunk called/texted you?
on several occasions

Have you ever moved? If so, how many times?
grand total of 23 times

Name two of your favorite colors?
red and black

What hoodie did you wear last?
black zip

Do you sleep on your stomach?
i can if i want to

Are you ticklish?
yessir

Are you someone who worries too often?
nope

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
nope

Do you know anyone who drinks a lot?
several

Would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
forward i dont want to relive last week that was some intense shit

Are you in a good mood right now?
yeappers

Has a boy/girl ever called you babe/baby?
yup

Have you ever had a serious conversation with your mom?
yup cause either i did something she didnt like or it was some lecture because she thinks im a failure

Would you rather have long or short hair?
short but sometimes medium length occurs.

Who is your number one on your top right now?
leila
Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
nope

Are you afraid of roller coasters?
negative

never

What time did you wake up this morning?

7 then 8 then 10

What did you do today?

woke up

Ever kissed anyone 30 or older?

gross no

What are you listening to right now?

Hurt-Nine Inch Nails

Do you like winter?

not one bit

How late did you stay up last night?

4:30

Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you and meant it?

probably

Did you ever lose a best friend?

no

Ever go camping?

yes

What color was the last thing you drank out of?

red

Have you ever dropped your cell phone in water?

Nope

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

matt and eric

Is this the best year of your life?

is that a serious question?

Have you ever made someone laugh when they were crying?

yup i'm pretty good in that department

Whats the relationship with the last person you text?

J Silly and I are brudders

Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night?

definitely not

Do you believe in true love?

yeash

Has someone smacked your butt in the past week?

ha i wish

In the past week have you felt sad?

nope just betrayed and disgusted

Ever had the opposite sex over when no one was home?

yes

Have you ever thrown your cell phone in anger?

me throw something? never

Do you hate when people smoke around you?

if they blow the smoke into my face then yes

Are you a good babysitter?

I can be

Have you kissed anyone whose name started with J?

Yup

Do you currently have a hickey?

negative

How's your heart lately?

beating like always

Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person?

yeah nothing serious though.

Honestly, has anyone ever seen you in your under wear?

yuppers

Have you ever made anyone cry?

once or twice on purpose but usually not intentional

Who do you blame for your mood today?

i'm not in any type of mood.

Have you ever seen a dead body?

funerals yes

How long do you think you will live?

forever :P

What was the first thing you did this morning?

Went back to sleep

The color of carpet in your bedroom?

disgusting color its the color dirty

Last person you went out to dinner with?

Mikey Funes and Tony V.

Are you spoiled?

negatory

Do you drink lots of water?

i try

What toothpaste do you use?

whatever i buy

The last compliment you received?

i don't remember

What are you doing this weekend?

practice today, possibly batting cages.tomorrow L A Z Y probably play MLB the Show all day

When was the last time you threw up?

oh jeeze.. uhmm.... couple months

What theme does your room have?

skateboarder/5 year old

When was the last time you were at a party?

oh god long time

Are you a mama's child or a daddy's child?

neither

Would you ever join the military?

HAHAHAHA

The last website you visited?

myspace

Who was the last person you took a picture with?

probably Jeremy

Last person you went to the movies with?

harry, j silly, and anthony

What did you do/will you do for your birthday this year?

i will be going out and i'll finally be able to get my lip pierced

Is anything alive in your room?

just me

Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?

forward.. going back is bad

What are you looking forward to right now?

practice and a shower

this is a burger king colone called flame im not sure about how id feel about smelling like a whopper. what do you think?

100 truths

001. Real name → Alexander Lucas

002. Nickname(s)→ Luke

003. Zodiac sign → Libra

004. Male or female → Male
005. Elementary → Adelphi

006. Middle School → SSI

007. High School → Blair
008. Hair color → Brown

009. Long or short → Long for a dude

010. Loud or Quiet → Quiet

011. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans all the way

012. Phone or Camera → my phone has a camera
013. Health freak → sure sugar binges are healthy right

014. Drink or Smoke? → none

015. Do you have a crush on someone? → yes she knows who she is

016. Eat or Drink → salt nd vinegar chips ad coke

017. Piercings → my ears
018. Tattoos → none
019. Been in an airplane→ yea
020. Been in a relationship → yup
021. Been in a car accident → lol yea

022. Been in a fist fight → that to
FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → ears
024. First best friend → mason

025. First award → good citizenship

026. First crush → kindergarten teacher

028. First big vacation → italy
LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to → eric

030. Last person you texted → anthony

031. Last person you watched a movie with → chris

032. Last food you ate → fried fish

033. Last movie you watched → the great debaters
034. Last song you listened to →paper planes

035. Last thing you bought → candy!

036. Last person you hugged → my cuz angela

FAVES:
037. Food → candy

038. Drinks → coke

039. Clothing → band tees

040. Books → les miserables

041. Music → punk alternative and that thing they call emo hip hop

042. Flower → eww

043. Colors → black red green nd orange

044. Movies→ transformers wanted nd into the wild

045. Positions → lol none of ur business

046. Subjects → social studies

IN 2008..... I've _______
X=no, Y=yes
047. [x] kissed in the snow

048. [Y] celebrated Halloween
049. [Y] had your heart broken
050. [x] went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [x] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [x] came out of the closet
053. [x] gotten pregnant-Sure guys can get pregnant now it was on Opera
054. [x] had an abortion
055. [Y] done something you've regretted
056. [x] broke a promise
057. [Y] hid a secret
058. [Y] pretended to be happy
059. [Y] met someone who changed your life
060. [Y] pretended to be sick
061. [x] left the country
062. [Y] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
063. [x] cried over the silliest thing
064. [Y] ran a mile
065. [Y] went to the beach with your friend(s)
066. [x] stay single the whole year

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating → nothing

068. Drinking → iced tea
069. I'm about to → rip my calculus homework
070. Listening to → always love

071. Plans for today → nothing

072. Waiting for → tomorrow

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? → idk

074. Want to get married? → yes
075. Careers in mind →a few

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?
076. Lips or eyes → both
077. Shorter or taller? → shorter

078. Romantic or spontaneous → both

079. Nice stomach or nice arms → nice ass
080. Sensitive or loud → sensitive
081. Hook-up or relationship → relationship

082. Trouble-maker or hesitant → trouble maker

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts → not lost but broken
084. Ran away from home → no but ive wanted to

085. Hold a gun/knife for self defense → no

086. Killed somebody → no but ive wanted to lol
087. Broken someone's heart → no other way around

088. Been arrested → yup stupid silver spring
089. Cried when someone died → yes, of course.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself → some what sometimes I have to say ‘you can do it nicky’ lol
091. Miracles → yep.

092. Love at first sight → yes
093. Heaven → yep
094. Santa Claus → of course
095. Sex on the first date-> no
096. Kiss on the first date → sure, why not?

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → yes nd she knows who she is

098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? → some what some parts of my life are better than others

099. Do you believe in God → yes.
100. Post as 100 truths

Where are you? In my living room

body type: id say super normal

super model

super normal

super junkie

super bingo-night

*What have you accomplished today? I cleaned the other half of my room or maybe I just shoved it all in the closet

What’s a typical breakfast for you? Candy and soda sometimes cereal

*Do girls try to impress you? no

Relationship or single? I like someone but they don’t know shes out of my league

Do you have kids: no

Have you ever said “its not mine”? yes but it really wasnt

Name 3 things you love: PS3 speeding girls duh

What movie’s theme music best describes you? Saturday Night Fever

Night at th Roxberry

The Blues Brothers

Rocky Horror Picture show

Saturday Night Fever

What would be your super power if you had one? flying

Name three goals you have? Graduate no more visits to the hospital and I want to skydive

What is your most insignificant strength? Im really good at puzzles idk

Where do you see yourself in five years? Hopefully ive graduated and not in the hospital but skydiving although I might end up in the hospital for it

Name a hero of yours: my brother just don’t tell him I said it

What is a major weakness of yours? My nieces and nephews and candy

*How many kung-fu movies do you have? 0 kung fu what kind of bull shit is that

0

1 - 10

10 - 50

Are others swayed your incredible beautiful looks? Yea right

Do you do a Zoolander face when in front of a mirror? No but I should

Do you have a fan club? Of courses who doesnt

Do you wear your book bag on both shoulders? Sometimes

*Do you think GAP clothes are like`cool man'? No I don’t even shop there

Does MTV show music videos anymore. No they don’t and it sucks

Do you go to the mall more than once a week? No why would i

I spend at least one hour doing what a day? Buzznet!

What was your highest GPA ever? 4.0

Better TV show? Cops duh ‘bad boys bad boys what you gonna

Chips

Cops

Barney Vs Tele-Tubbies. Who wins death match Barney

Tele-Tubbies : Barney all the way what are the tele-tubbies gonna do smack em with a purse c’mon

Your style: back pack

Fanny pack

back pack

potato sack

Implants or real breasts? REAL be proud of what ya got

If stranded on a island who would you choose as your mate? Jessica Biel or Anne Hathaway

*Top 3 movies of all time: good will huntin transformers scarface

*Is a positive always good? Not if shes pregnant lol

What are some favorite places that you have traveled? Rome Italy Vegas

What bothers you most when driving? Slow ass people or lost people get a GPS

Do you like movies about gladiators? Yup blood and guts woo

*Name any awards or reconition that you've earned in the last 3 yrs. "no matter how lame or cool"

Science student of the month in biology honor roll good citizenship I gots a DUI does that count?